very kan cheong!!

quick updateee!

For those who don do well in cooking.....
this is a must watch!!

click hereee!

kan cheong kitchen!! malaysia's version of hell's kitchen.
mann! ppl who tak boleh cook is seriously hilarious.
hahaah

there's only two options if u REALLY cannot produce any edible substance.. er food.

1) Stay away from the kitchen. period.
2) LEARN lahh for pete's sake. aiyorrrr.

As for those who are in between exams.
Happy studyingg!!
Don malas ah! hahah

-voonmean-

Stick,Pool,Sohais

So one of my dad's tenant moved out month ago due to contract sudah over!

Now...the house is damn bloody empty......got echo somemore when u shout..
Some of the plants outside the house been stolen by some low-life after the tenant moved out...and i dun-fuck-noe why the fuck they steal it for.....
Touch-up and some cleaning needed before rent it out again
Gardening....Cleaning up the floor and algae in the pool
Ajak-ed Ken to help muahahhaaa
Ken hunting fish with a stick in the pool
(you just love poking with sticks dont cha hahaha after the chopstick incident)

While they all doing all the hard works.....and I~~~~

Posing and do some acrobat stunts with the stick hahaha

~~Lets see Who can Jump Higher~~

Jack VS Ken

Break Time.......Pillar Boy..."柱男"

Reminiscing the Good ol day~~lol

Seems like me and ken played more than we worked hahaha ...
and yea...the pool water damn greenish,haven't put chlorine thou

Just like....Kickapoo

NOT TO FORGET!!! THE FINAL POSE!!!

~jCak~

F*** Life

Fuck life !!

It is nothing more than a prick in the eye. People live and people die. Unlike the past where dreams are flowing. In the modern world, it is influential and seems superior but the human race became dependent. Not just on technologies but rather everything. They got no dreams. Even if they do it’s not worth listening to because it’s mostly rubbish.

However there are exceptions. Those who lived a turmoil and solitude life. Those who fell into deceive and lie. Those who understands the meaning of life. And lastly, those who know what they possess and wish to sustain it. Yet, how many out of these billion of people possess these rare understandings. It is hard to comment and even harder to understand the fundamentals in lives. In our modern society, life as I view it is practically dead in its current form. Mankind’s chastity is being taken and wasted. Look around us, most people lack warmth that we once used to possess; friendliness, happiness, honesty, trust and love. We even do not possess the simple meaning of truth anymore. This is what the world is coming into. Furthermore, physically our actions prove it. Look at our ozone, its dying. Our creatures in the wild, disappearing. Our river and sea, chemically induced. Our younger generations, worn out or slothful. It does not take an intellect to figure this out. Therefore, fuck life~

~posted by:Derrick~

C'est La Vie

CMA

I get to know "her" 2 months back

I was nervous ;I know nothing bout "her"

Get to know "her" slowly day by day

I missed a "date" with "her" due to was having a high fever

I start to lost touch with "her"

But i still managed to get back on track with "her"

"She" has changed

"She"'s far more complicated compared to last time

20th of May is the day

Understanding of mine towards "her" brought to the test

I'm struggling hard to know "her" more

I was being nice to "her" and "she" gave me a cold look

I brought "her" out for dinner

But still ....sigh

Gonna spend the rest of the day with "her Tomorrow....


...Wish me Luck...

p.s. CMA(COST MANAGEMENT ACCOUTING not Chan Mai Ang )
....see you on 20thMay

Seeing Is Believing

been pawned in Counter Strike-Steam
Back-ache
Bloody Bored
annoyed by voOn in Msn by Keep replying me a DOT(.) yes a bloody dot!
Borsong-ness increased
decided to find something to do...and apparently spotted this!
Optical Illusion Dragon! ROAR!!
printed it out...cut it out...fold fold...stick stick...
After an hour of hardwork
and my bloody dragon is godamn cacat....FAILED!!Doesnt have any optical illusion at all!
folded and sticked wrongly i think
anyway gonna try it again!
If you're bored give it a try....right click on the pic above and "Save as"
follow the instruction been given and fold it accordingly
Suspense on optical illusion it has muahhaha explore urself

p.s. Someone's Spacebar sot zor!! DAI SEI!!!

-jCak-

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M&Ms ( Memories & Much More )

A few weeks back, I was back to CHS (Catholic High School) for a lil visit.
Actually, it’s more like wanting to take my cert only lah. hehehe.

Cuz apparently
my friend said: harhh!? U haven go take ah? Later they burn off ur cert then u know.

Well. Come on Des I won’t fall for that.

Oh yea...
Sports day was on that day as well
As for CHS-ians, u know lah typical sports day,

VERRY HOT (as in weather) and ppl wearing multiFIVE colours walking around every corner you turn..
Yes it’s still the same as ever.

But I must say this is quite a different Sports day comparing to the last five we had in our years there.

Well. Cuz we r not bound to ANY CHS rules for once!! whee... ^.^

But I realize the camps houses built this yr was not as extraordinary as the ones we had lorr. (Ok maybe this oni applies to blue house - my ex house hahha.)

All other house deco seem pretty decent.

EXCEPT BLUE. Like kena tsunami liddat. aiyoyor. wats the theme anyways?

classroom tht i've sat ALL of the seats ( was is coordinate 1,-1 or-1,1? i forgotten)

(NOW)
things hasnt seem to change around here

(THEN)
Taking pics in toilets is a tradition.

Another thing that hasn't change YET.
Puan Chiam (did i spell it correctly?xD)
spotted in an ensemble she wore for err.. since i was form 1.
seriously.im not kiddin.
the red n black wan la!

now we know. clothing can last. mann!

I din stayed for the whole thing tho. was rushing off.
n i din get my hands on my cert either.
NO OFFICE!
hmph.
means there'll be another trip back here.

And so happened.
i was de-cluttering stuff frm my room the other day.
and found.
those lil pieces of paper i requested ppl to write.
for remembrance.

it was suppose to be book-like.
but i was slacking on putting it together 2 yrs back. til now. so it's still in pieces.

hahahahahah.
some r rather interesting.
patented Pigg. by PiggyPigg INC. BakKutTeh
Self Proclaim Nut.I dunno i shud feel happy or depressed abt this.
Some ppl cant make up their mind to categories me into - "banana or cheena"
Some just want to show more artistic side.
Ian Ng. pretty detailed rite! dint know u have curly hair.
hahah. don kill me abt this.
Wat i would see in reunions. hahaa
n ppl oni write the very veryyy best best of u.
awwwwwhhh....
XDDD
Apparently im "mean" n nice at the same time.
is tht even possible?
i guess it's possible for VOONMEAN lah. N innocent too. xD.. awwwhh.
this is the part i really don get.
y ppl like to draw shitt ah?
I must say. All these lil massages r really enlightening.
reading it made me giggle..
n brings back alot of good memories.
some r really lame.. lame, funny, meaningful at the same time.
Dont worry i'll preserve all this
til i bring it to my casket.
haha. ok. scratch tht.

Im really in a hurry now . so i'll make this brief.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CHLOE!!
finally u r as young as i am.. teeeheeheh!!

-voonmean-

!RAMPAGE!

My "TiTaniC IV"
Sigh...unable to sail...cant bring it to bathtub anymore...
have to play with Rubber Duckie...XP


-jCak-

Souvenirs

Weeeeeeee~~~~~~~~

Mom just got back From Taiwan!
Have to tag along with dad to fetch her from KLIA...Guai Zai le! hahhaa
First thing after fetch her back home.....Grab the luggages and search for
SOUVENIRS!!!!LOOTS!!!!!

Taiwan's Snacks










"Mua Chi".......Pineapple Crust......Tea....Preserved Meat.....etc

Another box of snack....looks like Treasure Chest thou...

as if like u open it and POOF!white smokes~~ then ur dick gone...jk hahaa.... not funny i know..XP

Clothes....and Jeans...
From White To Black To Stripes
YES Stripes!!!
MUHAHAHAHHAAA
(i sensed that voon gonna tease me if i wear stripes)HARH CHIU!~

And Not to forget.....Liquors!!
!Sheridan's And Dewarl's!
Coffee Layered Liqueur~!BEST!
Disyor Kuat Kuat oleh jCak!

Spot the Sheridan's & Coke !!!

-The End-
!~Posted By jCak~!

WhatTheFishhhh!!

Fishhhhh....fishiee...!!
Fish...
Spa...
Eat..
Dead....
Cells.....!!
xD

This is my first visit to Kenko Fish spa in Pavilion!! yay!
*Hyperventilates*

Have no clue wat it is about?
READ ON!

main character today is FISHHH!
Garra Rufa to be exact.
apparently these little ones can nibble away unwanted dead cells ANYWHERE of ur body.
and cure some skin conditions too. awesome!

This is how it goes.

Basically you pay RM38 ( the cheapest one tht is hmph.), sit beside a bigg pond of fish.
and feed them with your delicious yummy feet!

and well.
It cost RM38 for 30 mins oni. which will equals to about RM1.26 per minute.
Well conclusion is. u pay to help them feed fish.
( bring plastic bag to bring home fishh! enjoy free fish spa!wahh)
mind u ahh got cctv.. so dun pray prayy..
wah untung wei Kenko fella.
next time i wan to open fish spa also... teeheeee...

So this 2 "Siao Zha Bor" (crazy girl ) pun pergi lorr.

There's oni one word to describe...
VERYYY GELIIIIII!
Cut the crap. picss!

Environment there is quite nice and all la..
















chloe & voonmean's kaki






































This is wat u get if u oni had 2 hrs of sleep the night before.
BIGG PANDAA DARK DARK EYE.. boohooo!


Not enuff ah? clickkk on...



me : wah still got how long ah?
chloe : oni pass 5 mins oni wat.
me : WTFFFFF!!!!

the first five minutes lasted like eternity..omgg..
but soon we got adjusted to it la. it felt relaxing. ahhhhhhhhh.....
btw the side we r sitting were all small ones.
the bigg ones r bigg mann. holy shitt.. n aggresive alrite!
beginners. pls go to small ones first.
u'll thank me.

we thought oni those mums, aunties, ladies go to this kind of places.
WRONG!

Some Jap guys also joined us..

One of them was so scared also ok!
hahahaa

his expressions were quite priceless.
but i din get it on video la.


i think he will sue me.

Just a thought.
scenario #1

What happens if a verryyyy hairy legged guy go for this ah?
equivalent to free waxing? haha.
i must bring someone verryy hairy there one day.
tht must hurt ALOT.
so guys
dun let me catch anyone tht is verryy hairy..
or cham la nei ( die la you).

scenario #2

What happens if someone with really stinking feet... "hiong kong Giok" soak their feet there?
aiyo...

what a tragedy

poor fish will look like this.
so poor thing rite!

scenario #3
i still don get how to have a full body fish treatment.
like u go swimming la but this time. ALOT alot of fish will attack u. (im not kidding ok!)
what r we suppose to wear ah? or not even suppose to? or...how if accidents happen?
hahaha! i am curious.. chloe lets go one dayyyy!
mann! i wanna know.

seeing this.
there'll be our second visit. heheheheh.
After all the screaming, talking,laughing, camwhoring,videoing,stalking.. hahaha

We do even more camwhoring outside pavilion.

found mirror!when u find another bigger..bigger mirror....u'll get greedy.

surprisingly we've got pivillion all to ourselves! woohooo!!
THANKGODDD
thts y we can do jakun stuff.

my favv!! #drools#

from classy to thrashy..

sungai wang.
alot ppl... smell bad..chaotic sial.
i wan back pavilion!!

just another thing about fish.
remember to watch
FRANKENFISH
before you go
i guarantee you.
u wont dare to put ur feet into the water.
specially into the biggg ones. hehe.

mommy.
watch frankenfish first ah.
im bringing u there for mother's day!!

-VOONMEAN-