Mana You Sudah Pergi Voon??

Reasons why Voon Mean did not do any posting recently :

1) Lazy..
2) Mega Lazy..
3) All the pictures is not with me
4) Waste time
5) Giga Lazy..
6) Rather sleep.
7) ....
8) Want Jack to do all the hard work posting. xD

Watcha!

see one post edi.

-voOn-

Wonder more

ei....Voon...why mine is different than your's ah?

Browsed through it,it tells the story of a 18yrs old Voon,who love cam-whoring and appears to have nothing in her life but a 10 megapixels digital camera,but who decides to kill herself after she met Jack,the ultimate "LALA vertically 90° Peace sign poser!!!

Random Crapp4 Shits.

wonder why this blogg is called voonjackdecidetodie?
wondernomore..


Er..dunno how what happened la but it all started HERE..
thanks Paulo! xD
highly recomended by mua! go read :)

BTW.

got another new book to read..


wah..art of seduction..
Highly recomended by jack not me.
wann seduce who ar jack..
this explains all the ORGASM FACES in his previous post
hehehe..
errrr....
WHY I READING THIS KIND OF BOOK!?
well rather read this than econs lo..jk. xD
bloody encyclopedia wei this book..
small small words tim..

ECONS.

actually now i look back rite..
accounts is not that bad lah..
DECENT loh..
quite pretty lah.

Econs ar..
hmm.. UNDECENT loh..
bloody fuglily ugly lah..

made us look like this during our 2 and a half hour torture chamber.

and there's only one simple word for econs.

AND last but not least.
A very special special shoutout to my dearest dearest econs lecturer..
Thank You MR WONG!!
for bloody not givin ANY notes and had so much fun in class telling us cerita dongeng..
I salute you once more..
but your class is sometimes damn funny until it's too lame..
remember this student of ours yea.
She might get an A u know

REAL lastly.
im so emo-ed now i love this pic.
yeap tht's EVE
my sister.
HOPE SHE DOESN'T SEES THIS.
:"watcha lookin at bitch!! RoarRs.."

*By VoOn*
P/s : wat the hell? i posted this at 1.42 AM lah.

RaMEN!!!!

Aik, went to One utama right after Account test for lunch(before that went to Secret Recipe for cake >< )...Was wandering around then decided to 'bong chan' a ramen shop,if im not mistaken, i think is called "Ramen King"-Opposite Chatterbox....
Ordered Ramen set lunch-comes with Gyoza

Pimping our ramen with chilli powder and Sambal Sauce..yes sambal..in a ramen shop

"FingBoi And FingGurl cam whore beside Gyoza"











"Jcak imitating some dude on the wall paper".....
MAKIAP !!!EAT RAMEN ALSO CAN GET ORGASM!!













"Ken desperate for poking holes"


















(Chloe Jack Voon)

ARGHH!!!!JIE JIEs NGM HOU AH!!!








"Tawau pimp lord,Ken,posing with the chilli powder"
Ken:~I love sniffing chilli powder yo..~

Expression that Jack gonna have if he's forced to taste voon's cooking
Jack:DIE DIE LA~!!!!

Voon:YUMMY!!!!!

Jack.....*still having Orgasm*




*PssSt.. this post JCAK post one. VoOn not this lame.*

O.o......

Snooze..snooze...zzzZzzzz..
And im freaking HERE.

good morning!?
i wannnn sleep.

Hello econs in 2 hrs AND 13 MINUTES. o.0
Argh.. u go die..

btw it's 7.16 in d morning.
morning lame.
have a nice day.
smileyzs okays?

+.=Voon=.+

AcCountS-FieD eMo-FieD

ACCOUNTS DAYY
How nice to start a ddayy.. RAINING.. BLACK BLACK sky.. cold cold weather.
*mega shivers*

"wah so emo lo.. :( "
*this is a bloody omen*
that's the first thing that came to my mind when i woke up.

Then came ACCOUNTS. omfg.
START!
write write...blah..trading..blah...count count..ledger..
blah bla...statement...crappp crap theory...DRAW LINE.
WAT THE F*** !! NOT TALLY??

DEAR sifu. can u teach me how to kick ACCOUNT'S ass? Will be muc muc appreciated by vOon.

Lawrence i really salute you. Why u so geng one??
next exam please sit beside me in exam hall lah okayy?

What you do when ur EMO-ed n lazy to study?
you 'whack-oni-lah' on food.

this is when i found this from my kitchen.

SHAT riding horse?

Wat a name for chinese junk food..

DAMN bloody sweet.
after whacking on two sin-full pieces of secret's cheesecake with jack and chloe
OMFGGG..mega high in sugar level okaays
Im too young for diabetes okayys..
after all d crapp food..

SLEEP.

how healthily FAT
I dun mind PHAT .Pretty Hot And Tempting.
but FAT. U better stay farrrrrrr faaarrrr away. RoaRRs.
BUHbYe Accounts!! Wheeee.... ditchyaditchyaditchya. YAYYAYYYA!
HaRlo ECONs...
*back to emo-ed*

I think it's time to listen to "hey there Delilah" from The Plain White T's

btw. it's voon here not jack. Boo.

Voon Mean the Betrayer!!

Voon Mean THE BETRAYER!!!!!!! ei got proof u know!!!
Theres a phrase in Chinese Cantonese Known as......
"SEK VOON MEAN" ( Maggi + Char siews+ Fried Chicken)
p.S.I cook 1 ...see voon im not completely useless k
ok back to the point...><
"FAN VOON DAI!!!"


"Sek Voon Mean ,Fan Voon Dai"=Betraying someone who helped you

MUAHHAHAHHAHA Lame HOR!!!!
-jack-

HMPH.....

Jack now i really hate u..BoooO. Hmph.
*.-voOn-.*

Voon!!

VOON!!! THATS HER!!! a picture says it all!!!
-jack-

SECOND POST???

Whatever JACK!
I got second. Still. bleh..

tick tock tick tock
......
This is bloody unfair!! I wanna be first LaH!!

HMPH!

ANYWAYS.
Lets have a better staart...xD
I think everyone will be wondering who's Jack n Voon Horr.
Lemme just do a lil intro over here. .
Lets start with JACK.

sorry ken.. nvm la.."SHE" quite leng lui lah horr... xD

dUh one in BRIGHT PINK.. er... fake plastic-ie hair
Dude ar?? Dudda more like it loh.. hehehe.
hmmm.. lets see how to put JACK into an equation..

hYperActive + uNliMitEd PsYchoTic-neSs + aH gUrL = JACKO D WHACKO

who..Bullies...Craaaappppp like nobody's business...
N got me into writting all this crap.
Whoever's reading all this..
I pity u loh..
BUT U SEE RITE..

craaaping is good for health u know..

release streesss, lower blood pressure..blah bla bla...
see.. told ya everything is bloody CRAP actually.
OK...Before i kena whack by anyone.

I'll stop here..
Psss..Psss..btw..whoever wants Jack's number know where to find la...
But i doubt there'll be ANY inquiry for a long long time. heheheh..
*.-voOn-.*

First POST!!!

BLUEK!!!I GET TO POST THE 1st posT!!!! MUAHHAHAHHAAHA

*Jack*